For Nintendo: A List of Better Names Than ‘Linkle’

Following last night’s Nintendo Direct, there was an outpouring of support and probably ejaculate for one of the new characters being introduced in the 3DS port of Hyrule Warriors: a female version of Link named “Linkle.”

Here she is. It's Link, but with a vagina. Look at her. This needed to happen.

Here she is. It’s Link, but with a vagina. Look at her.

The reason for Linkle’s existence is unknown, but what we do know is that the name is really stupid. There’s still time to change her name and edit the text in the American translation of Hyrule Warriors Legends, so here’s a list of better suggestions. Any of these could work. Let us know which one is your pick!

  • Linkie
  • Lala
  • Looboo
  • Laba
  • Labia
  • Chef
  • Prissy
  • Wonky
  • Skank
  • Think
  • Bubbles
  • Lightning
  • Moneypenny
  • Drake
  • Rachel
  • Meredith
  • Mother 3
  • Undertale!
  • Devil
  • Look
  • Lauren
  • Sword Man
  • Ink
  • Christina
  • Sucker
  • Fallout
  • Veronica
  • Eve
  • Crinkle
  • Rabbit Hole
  • Elf

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