Jeff Bezos Confirms Amazon’s Rings of Power Sauron was Inspired by Jordan Peterson
MIAMI, FL – If you haven’t picked a side on the Rings of Power culture war yet, I think...
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Better Call Saul is Coming to PUBG Mobile
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Youtuber “The Quartering” Found Dead Due to Twerking She-Hulk
“I think he was so horny that he died.“ Seattle, WA – A coffee salesman and internet commentator known...
The 2018 Oscars: A Novelization
Dolby Theater, Hollywood, CA. 2018. The room goes black. Nervous excitement steams a crowded theater until it’s thick with...
After Playing Monster Hunter World, I Realize That I am the Monster.
NASHVILLE, TN – It’s a cold winter’s morning here in the dirty south. A few inches of snow has...
The ANTIFA Holiday Gift Guide
NASHVILLE, TN – It’s been a year since Video Entertainment Analysis Group has released an article, and for...
Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console”
Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
INSANE: Jared Leto Pranked Suicide Squad Cast By Getting Them Battleborn Instead of Overwatch
“We wanted to unwind after a long day of filming with a big group game of Overwatch, but when...
Nintendo Ends Production of Wii U, Begins Production of Small Televisions
TOKYO, JP – Earlier today, Japanese newspaper Nikkei released an article reporting that Nintendo was ending production of Wii U...