Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console”
Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
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Nintendo Ends Production of Wii U, Begins Production of Small Televisions
TOKYO, JP – Earlier today, Japanese newspaper Nikkei released an article reporting that Nintendo was ending production of Wii U...
Far Cry Primal’s Endgame Will Let You Play as a Lonely Male on Facebook
“At Ubisoft, our goal is to provide players with authentic experiences that reflect both their wildest dreams and the...
Kanye West Needs Our Help – and You’re Buying Fire Emblem Fates?
Welp. Let me start this piece off with a story. A story about a nine-year-old boy with no hope....
I Hated Bayonetta Until She Got Into Smash Brothers; Now She’s Awesome
I’ll be honest, VEAGans. I used to be a Nayonetta. In the middle of gaming’s previous generation, I kept...
TheFineBros Are Willing To Eat Human Feces If You’ll Forgive React World #unsubfinebros
It’s been kind of a shitty week for Benny and Rafi Fine, and it could very well get even...
Florida Man Actually Considers Buying Post-Kojima Metal Gear Solid Game
“Yeah, you know, I think I might check it out.” It’s a cold January evening in Tarpon Springs, Florida....
Why We Need To Replace Iconic Holiday Characters With Undertale Characters
“Out with the old, in with the new,” is one of the foundational mantras Video Entertainment Analysis Group bases...
How to Enjoy Black Friday Without Thinking About Homeless People
Ding-ding! Ding-ding! That’s the sound of Best Buy doors opening at 8am. Ding-ding! Ding-ding! That’s the sound of a...
What Games Does ISIS Play The Most On Their PS4’s?
Ray Bradbury, or as I like to call him, Rad Brad, once said: “You don’t have to burn books...