Overwatch 2 Requires Phone Number So Bobby Kotick Can Call You at Night After 2021’s sexual harassment allegations led to months of public anger towards Activision Blizzard and after years of anger...
Jeff Bezos Confirms Amazon’s Rings of Power Sauron was Inspired by Jordan Peterson MIAMI, FL – If you haven’t picked a side on the Rings of Power culture war yet, I think...
Better Call Saul is Coming to PUBG Mobile DENVER, CO – Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds (now abbreviated to PUBG: Battlegrounds, which makes no sense) has been really enticing Asian...
Youtuber “The Quartering” Found Dead Due to Twerking She-Hulk “I think he was so horny that he died.“ Seattle, WA – A coffee salesman and internet commentator known...
Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console” Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
Nintendo Ends Production of Wii U, Begins Production of Small Televisions TOKYO, JP – Earlier today, Japanese newspaper Nikkei released an article reporting that Nintendo was ending production of Wii U...
Far Cry Primal’s Endgame Will Let You Play as a Lonely Male on Facebook “At Ubisoft, our goal is to provide players with authentic experiences that reflect both their wildest dreams and the...
Kanye West Needs Our Help – and You’re Buying Fire Emblem Fates? Welp. Let me start this piece off with a story. A story about a nine-year-old boy with no hope....
I Hated Bayonetta Until She Got Into Smash Brothers; Now She’s Awesome I’ll be honest, VEAGans. I used to be a Nayonetta. In the middle of gaming’s previous generation, I kept...
TheFineBros Are Willing To Eat Human Feces If You’ll Forgive React World #unsubfinebros It’s been kind of a shitty week for Benny and Rafi Fine, and it could very well get even...