The 2018 Oscars: A Novelization
Dolby Theater, Hollywood, CA. 2018. The room goes black. Nervous excitement steams a crowded theater until it’s thick with...
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The ANTIFA Holiday Gift Guide
NASHVILLE, TN – It’s been a year since Video Entertainment Analysis Group has released an article, and for...
Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console”
Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
INSANE: Jared Leto Pranked Suicide Squad Cast By Getting Them Battleborn Instead of Overwatch
“We wanted to unwind after a long day of filming with a big group game of Overwatch, but when...
Nintendo Ends Production of Wii U, Begins Production of Small Televisions
TOKYO, JP – Earlier today, Japanese newspaper Nikkei released an article reporting that Nintendo was ending production of Wii U...
Far Cry Primal’s Endgame Will Let You Play as a Lonely Male on Facebook
“At Ubisoft, our goal is to provide players with authentic experiences that reflect both their wildest dreams and the...
TheFineBros Are Willing To Eat Human Feces If You’ll Forgive React World #unsubfinebros
It’s been kind of a shitty week for Benny and Rafi Fine, and it could very well get even...
Florida Man Actually Considers Buying Post-Kojima Metal Gear Solid Game
“Yeah, you know, I think I might check it out.” It’s a cold January evening in Tarpon Springs, Florida....
What Games Does ISIS Play The Most On Their PS4’s?
Ray Bradbury, or as I like to call him, Rad Brad, once said: “You don’t have to burn books...
Starbucks Drops Holiday-Themed Cups Completely, Puts Fallout 4 Spoilers On Them Instead
In another display of humanity’s advanced ability to prioritize, our new Controversy of the Week is over the color...