1990’s Scientifically Proven to be Best Time Period Ever
BOULDER, CO – The question of exactly when humanity was at it’s finest has been fiercely debated for decades...
Monthly Archives: January 2014
Total nerds NaughtyDog and Quantic Dream Deny rumors of HUGE crush on Ellen Page, Sources say otherwise.
WHITE TAIL, GA – After rumors of a bizarre love triangle between game studios Naughty Dog, Quantic Dream and...
Gabe Newell Traumatizes 7 Year Old Fan
BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON – Gabe Newell, Founder of popular game studio and publisher, ValveCorp; Recently Accosted a 7 year old fan...
Dr. Dre and Call of Duty to Release Turtle Beats
ACETOWN, PA – Christmas 2014 is going to be a day to remember if you’ve already forgotten about Dre....
Hot Girl Really Does Play Xbox In Underwear
PHOENIX, AZ – You ever dominate a round of Call of Duty: Ghosts and then when you get back to the...
New Zelda Remake Revealed, Not What Fans Expected
KYOTO, JAPAN – Nintendo President Satoru Iwata mentioned that in the latest game in the Zelda Franchise, “The Legend...
Ken Sugimori “Out” for Pokemon Generation 7
AUGUSTA, MAINE – Game Freak’s Ken Sugimori announced today that he will not be designing Pokemon for the...