Monthly Archives: April 2014
Game Boy’s 25th Birthday: 25 Reasons I’m Disappointed
MADISON, WI – Yesterday marked a very important day in video game history: 25 years ago, Nintendo released the...
Samus to Wear Moon Shoes in New Smash Bros. Due to Feminist Criticism
ONTARIO, CA – Nintendo’s special edition of their popular “Nintendo Direct” series of online presentations, devoted entirely to the new...
The Room: The Experience Beta Review
THE FOLLOWING IS A REVIEW OF A GAME THAT IS CURRENTLY IN ITS BEGINNING STAGES OF COMPLETION. SCREENSHOTS AND...
Next Gen Systems to Include Bacon Strips in Game Cases
DALLAS, TX – Bacon makes everything better. At least, that’s what the kids say these days. And major corporations,...
Bill O’Reilly Blames Super Smash Bros. for School Violence
LEXINGTON, KY – The attack on video game titans continues this week as Fox News responds to Nintendo’s recent Super...
Smash Creator Forgets April Fools Day; Makes Up For It
TOKYO, JAPAN – Today was a very important day for many gamers, as the timetable for the upcoming Super...
Microsoft Announces 20 Simulation Games For Xbox One
Los Angeles, CA – Xbox One owners rejoice! Microsoft has announced that a total of twenty brand new...
Chris Hardwick Unveils New “Talking Channel”
Author’s Note: We waited until April 2nd, 2014 to release this article so everyone knows it’s not a...