Gabe Newell Traumatizes 7 Year Old Fan


BELLEVUE, WASHINGTON – Gabe Newell, Founder of popular game studio and publisher, ValveCorp; Recently Accosted a 7 year old fan at a local McDonalds after he asked Gabe about  the possibility of Half-life 3.

Gabe Responded by throwing his diet coke in the young boys face and saying “f*ck off and die”

The only Response to social media outcry that Gabe has given was a tweet that said “I am a god.”

Author: Cliff Lerma (VEAG Foreign Correspondent)