Overwatch 2 Requires Phone Number So Bobby Kotick Can Call You at Night After 2021’s sexual harassment allegations led to months of public anger towards Activision Blizzard and after years of anger...
Jeff Bezos Confirms Amazon’s Rings of Power Sauron was Inspired by Jordan Peterson MIAMI, FL – If you haven’t picked a side on the Rings of Power culture war yet, I think...
Youtuber “The Quartering” Found Dead Due to Twerking She-Hulk “I think he was so horny that he died.“ Seattle, WA – A coffee salesman and internet commentator known...
Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console” Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
Nintendo Ends Production of Wii U, Begins Production of Small Televisions TOKYO, JP – Earlier today, Japanese newspaper Nikkei released an article reporting that Nintendo was ending production of Wii U...
Kanye West Needs Our Help – and You’re Buying Fire Emblem Fates? Welp. Let me start this piece off with a story. A story about a nine-year-old boy with no hope....
For Nintendo: A List of Better Names Than ‘Linkle’ Following last night’s Nintendo Direct, there was an outpouring of support and probably ejaculate for one of the new...
GameStop’s Retro Gaming Services To Include Getting Your Divorced Parents Back Together GameStop has shaken up the used games industry once again by finally rolling out it’s online -only (for now)...
Nintendo Direct Reveals That Drake Will Be Playable In Xenoblade Chronicles X During a private screening of today’s Nintendo Direct for Xenoblade Chronicles X for Wii U, Video Entertainment Analysis Group...
Nintendo’s Plans For Going Mobile KYOTO, JP – Since the late era of the Wii, the rise of casual mobile games in the world...