Better Call Saul is Coming to PUBG Mobile
DENVER, CO – Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds (now abbreviated to PUBG: Battlegrounds, which makes no sense) has been really enticing Asian...
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Youtuber “The Quartering” Found Dead Due to Twerking She-Hulk
“I think he was so horny that he died.“ Seattle, WA – A coffee salesman and internet commentator known...
Sorry, Kids! Santa’s Only Giving Out Playstation Vita Games This Year.
THE NORTH POLE – It’s really cold up here, but in my heart, it has never been warmer. I’m...
Gene Simmons of KISS: “Gaming is Dead, Too.”
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rock n’ Roll. It’s a cornerstone of worldwide pop culture, and has inspired a seemingly...
Assassin’s Creed Unity Lacks Female Protagonist, “French Men Are Feminine Enough Already”
LOS ANGELES, CA – The madness continues hot off the heels of Ubisoft’s E3 2014 Media Briefing! Gamers...
Halo 5: Guardians Announced, The Last Guardian Officially Irrelevant
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Checkmate, Sony. Looks like Microsoft just played their ace in the hole. Playstation fans...
Next Gen Systems to Include Bacon Strips in Game Cases
DALLAS, TX – Bacon makes everything better. At least, that’s what the kids say these days. And major corporations,...
Atari Considers Re-Entering Console Business; Sony CEO Injured
PARIS, FRANCE – Atari, SA have been struggling to make ends meet for the past ten years. Just last...
inFamous 3 to be Renamed “The Troy Baker Experience”
BELLEVUE, WA – In honor of his recent knighthood by the Queen of England for his excellence in voice...