Sorry, Kids! Santa’s Only Giving Out Playstation Vita Games This Year.
THE NORTH POLE – It’s really cold up here, but in my heart, it has never been warmer. I’m...
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Gene Simmons of KISS: “Gaming is Dead, Too.”
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rock n’ Roll. It’s a cornerstone of worldwide pop culture, and has inspired a seemingly...
Assassin’s Creed Unity Lacks Female Protagonist, “French Men Are Feminine Enough Already”
LOS ANGELES, CA – The madness continues hot off the heels of Ubisoft’s E3 2014 Media Briefing! Gamers...
Halo 5: Guardians Announced, The Last Guardian Officially Irrelevant
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Checkmate, Sony. Looks like Microsoft just played their ace in the hole. Playstation fans...
Next Gen Systems to Include Bacon Strips in Game Cases
DALLAS, TX – Bacon makes everything better. At least, that’s what the kids say these days. And major corporations,...
Atari Considers Re-Entering Console Business; Sony CEO Injured
PARIS, FRANCE – Atari, SA have been struggling to make ends meet for the past ten years. Just last...
inFamous 3 to be Renamed “The Troy Baker Experience”
BELLEVUE, WA – In honor of his recent knighthood by the Queen of England for his excellence in voice...
Total nerds NaughtyDog and Quantic Dream Deny rumors of HUGE crush on Ellen Page, Sources say otherwise.
WHITE TAIL, GA – After rumors of a bizarre love triangle between game studios Naughty Dog, Quantic Dream and...
