Nintendo: “Do Not Assume Nintendo Switch Is Our Next Console”
Months of speculation finally came to an end after Nintendo uploaded the trailer for “NX,” now known as the...
Tag: the legend of zelda
For Nintendo: A List of Better Names Than ‘Linkle’
Following last night’s Nintendo Direct, there was an outpouring of support and probably ejaculate for one of the new...
LIVE ACTION ZELDA UPDATE: Cast Announced
In an update to an article we posted yesterday about Netflix creating a live-action Legend of Zelda series, Netflix...
Netflix Is Developing a Live Action Zelda TV Series – Promises It Will Only Suck A Little
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING BAD! According to an anonymous source that was neither quoted or cited in an article by...
Samus to Wear Moon Shoes in New Smash Bros. Due to Feminist Criticism
ONTARIO, CA – Nintendo’s special edition of their popular “Nintendo Direct” series of online presentations, devoted entirely to the new...
Bill O’Reilly Blames Super Smash Bros. for School Violence
LEXINGTON, KY – The attack on video game titans continues this week as Fox News responds to Nintendo’s recent Super...
Nintendo Plans More Collaborations with Tecmo-Koei
ALBERTA, CA – A few months ago, Nintendo shocked fans with their reveal of Hyrule Warriors, a Zelda Dynasty Warriors...
New Zelda Remake Revealed, Not What Fans Expected
KYOTO, JAPAN – Nintendo President Satoru Iwata mentioned that in the latest game in the Zelda Franchise, “The Legend...
Nintendo To Enforce Mandatory Breaks In Their Games
KYOTO, JAPAN – On the day of the release of ‘The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds’...
Parent Discovers There Are More Game Companies Than Nintendo
MADISON, WI – “I just went up to the Gamestop to get my kids some new Nintendo games,” recalls...